Please reach out if you would like me to plow your mom's driveway this coming winter! I have the stamina to service approximately 25 moms per night (depending on the difficulty to bring each of their driveways to completion). I am very experienced having mastered the beautiful art of plowing moms' driveways thanks to a year of study under my mentor, the esteemed Miguel Wide. Moms seeking an elevated plowing experience are advised to provide me with whole milk before their plowing commences. Pictures of your mom's driveway(s) are required before plowing quotes can be given. However, sometimes pictures are not enough and I will need to plow your mom's driveway before I can give her an accurate quote for my services. Can't wait to hear from you!
